Sunday 25 April 2010

An open letter to Argos Girl

Dear Argos girl,
I think your name was Amy, but I was so mesmerised by you, I didn't look at your name badge very long.
I have always been an advocate of women in the workplace, it is a very attractive quality, give me a lady in a Tesco tunic over a boob tube any day.
I hope one day I will get the balls to talk to you as a person, not just as a consumer talking to a worker bee, though I will remember my manners even when you aren't taking my cash for catalogue items.
Please, thank you.
I hope our conversations will stem into something far deeper than pleasantries.
......one day.